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Mortal Engines – Epic, Humongous Mess of a Movie!

30-Second Review: Yet another *yawwn* YA apocalyptic adaptation. Stunning visual effects and MASSIVE set-pieces with lots of moving parts (pun!). Mortal Engines REMINDS me of better movies that it clearly stole borrows from. Did you want an original, comprehensive story with engaging protagonists who exude personality and chemistry?? Oops, Not here bruh! Unfortunately, ‘Mortal Engines’ suffers from doing too much

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Blade Runner 2049 Movie Review: A Modern Masterpiece!

‘Blade Runner: 2049’ – This is why I love movies! 30 Second Review: This movie is absolutely STUNNING. It’s perfect. It’s f!ckin amazing. The cast. The story. The visuals. What else can be said? Instant classic! See it and watch it continuously. But it on Blu-Ray and then buy a 4K flat screen to do it justice! Minutes into this

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