Bad Wrap! Presents: Endgame gets that bag! GoT S8E4 Smackdown!- Team Tormund v Team Jaime! Tyrion v Varys! Sansa V Danerys!

Wattup folks, your boy Jay Dubb here with the weekly wrap-up blog, ‘Bad Wrap’!


Avengers: Endgame just secured the quickest bag in movie history by going $2Billy in 11 days!!!!! 💰💰💰💰💰


I need a come up like THIS! 😦 Hell, just break me off like .5% of this, I’m GOooood!


By now we all know that Endgame ended on a very touching note…

Steve Rogers passed the Captain America mantle to his homie Sam Wilson aka Falcon – thus giving us a Black Cap! …and of course the Internet responds!

Ya’ll need to stop this foolishness!! 🤣 🤣 🤣

(Papa Doc done came a long way since Detroit! LOL )

MEANWHILE…. in Westoros

Winterfell survived the zombie apocalypse and everyone is partying they asses off!

Tormund Giantsbane got ghosted by his lust interest Brienne of Tarth – who gave up her virginia-ty to punk-azz, double-crossing, one-handed, sister-banging, pretty boy Jaime! *ouch*

Damn, playah! 😑

Meanwhile, Dany finds time for a Starbucks run…

“Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the Mother of Dragons, the Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, the Breaker of Chains, and Drinker of Pumpkin Spice!”  –smdh 😂


But… Dany follows up with raw power moves by making Gendry Barratheon Lord of Storm’s End!‘Keep your friends close and your enemies even CLOSER’. (Godfather, holla)  🙏🏽

Speaking of Gendry…G. Bar fell for the ‘P Trap’, smh…🙄

RULE #1 in the Player’s Handbook: NEVER wife the first piece of ass you smash! Arya immeejetly FriendZoned TF outta him! Which is prob best. You can’t make a Hoe a Housewife, and you can’t wife an assassin who killed the White King! – unless you plan on being her cuckold.

G. Bar: But I love you!

Arya: *skirrrrrch!* ”Oooooo…You a Good Man and all But GET UP off your damn knees?? you making a scene!’ lmaooo 😂😂😂

[Note to self, any time i drop to my knees and the woman also drops to HER knees? That ain’t good]


Tyrion and Varys are ‘Plan, Plot, Strategizing’ as usual…but ended up side-eyeing each other! 😮

Who you rockin’ with???


Khaleesi shades Sansa in front of everybody!

Sansa: I feel we should do things THIS way…

Dany: Ooooo I don’t remember asking you tho??! 🤷🏽

This is not gonna end well. Who you rocking with??

And to top off the Worse Week EVER, Dany loses both Jorah Mormont AND Massendei!

Gotta keep your head in the game, girl!!  (oooooo… too soon?) 😈 😛

In Other News…

THE HOTTEST book in the comic book world is still Naomi!

DC Comics’ latest superhero sensation written by Brian Michael Bendis stars a young African American teen with a secret past! Shows PLENTY of promise! Low print #1s got snatched off the shelves! #2 was sold out in ONE DAY. You can’t even FIND a Near Mint copy of Naomi #1 under $75!! :O

I PROMISE YOU this joint was just $3.99 like, a month ago lol lol Rappers WISH they albums was this hot! 🔥🔥🔥


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