Jay Dubb here – very excited to bring you this awesome movie review! The past 11 years has led to THIS MOMENT!! 😀
As always, a quick 30-second review is followed by a full review. Does Avengers: Endgame live up to the hype?? Was it all worth 11 years of movie-watching?? Find out below!
30 SECOND REVIEW:
(okay that took all of 1 second) Read the FULL REVIEW below! 😀
First of all, I had a talk with my bladder – “You WILL NOT have to pee for 3 hours!”. 😂😂😂
It worked! In a packed theater (even the front seats where you look straight up) NOBODY left their seats – not even kids! – for the full 3 hours! (Endgame is the worlds best babysitter) 👍🏽
And now, here we are… 11 years, 22 movies, and 3 hours later 🙂
Cinematiccaly, Endgame is THE biggest movie event in the history of movies, period pointblank. that ain’t me being extra. it’s just a FACT. 🤷🏽 – It has EVERYTHING you can possibly fit into one film.
Story is A+.
Action is A+
Special Effects A+
Drama is A+
You’ll laugh. You’ll Ooh and Ahh.
You might even cry (lot of people did)
You WILL see some shit that has never been done in a movie and it all looks seamless.
22 movies, nearly 70 different characters, and one single monumental Story.
Never in the history of cinema has something of this magnitude been attempted. In the process it has shattered every conceivable opening weekend box office record:
- $57M on Thursday opening night! (that is crazy).
- $154M by Friday
- $250M by Saturday
- $350M By Sunday in North America alone
- $1.2Billion worldwide…in 4 days. 💰💰💰
ALL of your favorite characters, whoever He or She is – came to this party. They got the memo, they got the text, they got the email. They are ALL in this movie. Yes, it is 3 hours long. No, it doesn’t feel like it’s 3 hours long. The first 20 minutes is action. The next 2 hours builds up the story. A lot of cool surprises are thrown in. The final hour is non-stop, all out BATTLE.
No second is wasted. Every scene has purpose. Every plot thread is necessary.
If you are one of those people on planet Earth and haven’t seen Avengers: Endgame by now, there’s a line forming along with Other People…you know, the ones who don’t watch Game of Thrones (eww.) lol 🤔
The Disney Subsidiary Formerly Known as Marvel Comics reigns at superhero movies. It’s not even CLOSE. As for DC Comics? Smdh…the DCU just got left in the Infinity ‘dust’ (pun well intended). I suggest you DC guys focus more on other media like TV shows, video games and DC Streaming releases.
Endgame IS the end-all, be-all (until someone tries to top it).
Last I heard, James Cameron is working slavishly on Avatar 2 & 3. I think this sends him back to the drawing board.
****If you don’t want spoilers, You can stop now ****
or scroll down further for more in-depth analysis!
See this movie multiple times in the theater!
(out of 5 Infinity Gauntlets, duh!)
And now scroll down for a lot of Questions and Extras!…
Let’s talk about TIME TRAVELING!
Time traveling is a mofo! Like Rhodey said, ‘it NEVER works according to the Time Machine, Back to the Future, TimeCop, Bill and Ted, and Hot Tub Time Machine’! haha
- OUR avengers from 2018 lived for 5 years after Thanos destroyed half the universe. So this movie takes place in 2023. (yet Thor is still playing Fortnite??)
- Who is running the world’s infrastructure? 5 years passed and they haven’t figured out trash pickup lol
- What about Gamora?? She is from the year 2014 and is currently stuck 9 YEARS out of time in the year 2023 😮
- Loki created an entirely new timeline! 😱
- Captain America created an entirely new timeline by staying in the past! 😬
The events of this movie opened up a HUUUUUGE can of possibilities. The title ‘Endgame’ is ironic. This is only the beginning. Disney/Marvel is about to unleash a shit-ton of stories across all media platforms!
Shit is about to be ridiculous. What a great time to be alive 🙂