For the record, Plastic-Man is one of my all-time fave characters!
He has some of the most original powers, is one of the most powerful superheroes – and despite all the drama the JLA goes through, this guy manages to maintain his offbeat sense of humor no matter what the odds – much to Batman’s chagrin! …:P (wow! i got to use the word ‘chagrin’ – sweeet)
Seeing as Plastic Man can live foreever, he will need a 2nd career when his JLA days are finally done. So what better job than to be…
THE ULTIMATE MOONWALK BOUNCER?!!
Here in Texas – where its warm most of the year – Moonwalk bouncers are all the rage at kids birthday parties! People spend hundreds of $$$ for the same, basic bouncer. Kids have a great time for a few hours – bouncing around in the basic square…losing their shoes… kicking each other in the head LoL.
Now- enter PLASTIC MAN! – a guy that can take on any shape he imagines! and his imagination knows no limits.
Plastic-Man would put all the other bouncers out of business!
He would be the most in-demand children birthday party toy probably in the history of all birthday parties! Think of what this guy is capable of!….
- There are NO limits to his malleability! he can stretch for MILES.
- he could transform while the kids are inside, making it the ultimate funhouse!
- He can be small and safe for the wee kiddies – or HUGE and bad-azz for the bigger kids
- he is indestructible; he will last FOREVER!
- He can be an obstacle course for adults!
- No carbon footprint! You wouldn’t need to use electricity to power him up and inflate him!
But we could overlook the occasional ‘Plas goes apeshit episode’ to bring in that bank$$!
And the best part of all?? – PLASTIC MAN IS IMMORTAL-. This guy will NEVER wear out and never go out of business! The Plastic man Ultimate Bouncer would make MILLIONS$$!
Plastic-man – the World’s Greatest [and safest] Swimming Pool!
- Plastic-Man – Human Bungee Jump! 🙂
But before we go – can someone PLEAZE give this guy an award??
Plastic-Man lego.… WOW 🙂