Casting Couch is back with a Vengeance! X-Force is up on deck!!
What’s going on, fans?! Friday back to give you the ultimate in finest of selections for Hollywood’s next classic! Today, I’m breaking down X-Force (a personal fave of mine) and casting the actors I know you wanna see!
Let’s get it crackin, shall we? Hollywood, you ready?
This one right here hits me personally. i remember back when all i cared about were comics. back in the days when bills, school, jobs, cars, and ladies didn’t mean squat. the only thing that mattered was what issue was i going to get when i got my weekly $5 allowance. i knew i could get at least 3 good titles. but which ones? Spider-man was a must. but i had a subscription. X-men? always. so what were my other two? well, i always preferred Marvel over DC when i was a kid, so i leaned towards their titles. with the exception of Batman, Superman, Teen Titans, and Aquaman. But the day i picked up this:
it was over. I still have my copy to this day. wouldn’t sell it for anything. Here Was a group of MILITANT good guys with abilities and powers! I was sold. And when I found out that he was Cyclops’ son? i was hooked! So today, I’m proud to present to you the
Casting Couch World Premier: X-Force!!!
cheers, applause, beautiful big chested naked women rain from the heavens above, lol.
so without further ado, let’s cast this movie and do it right!!!
You know I have to start with Cable, so I’m gonna cast the one and only Bruce Willis as Cable!:
And the lovely, smoking hot Milla Jovovich as Domino:
I’m gonna cast Sean William Scott as Cannonball:
For Boom Boom/Meltdown/Boomer, I’m gonna go with Sarah Roemer:
Bedlam, I’m casting Leonard Roberts from Heroes fame in this role:
Rosario Dawson is gonna play the ferocious feline Feral (try saying that 3 times fast!):
Warpath. Hmmmm, I’m gonna have to think about this one. Let’s go with…………….. Alex Meraz:
How could I forget Sunspot? Jay Hernandez is absolutely perfect for the role!
and last, but not least, Shatterstar! My personal favorite interstellar warrior. I’m selecting Ray Park, hot off the success of his recent role as Snake Eyes in the G.I. Joe movie…..
Hollywood, this is the one to cast!! Fanboys and girls everywhere are waiting for this one!!
Friday, giddy like roid freaks in front of dumbells……