DON CHEADLE?!! Nah, we got someone better!!!! CASTING COUCH is BACK in ACTION!!!!
man, i’m thinking of three people. my first choice is to go go a little smooth, but could play the role better than freakin don cheadle and/or terrance howard. i’m gonna pick omar epps.
i know, too bad i can’t post a sexier pic, huh ladies? but most of epps roles have been about a guy who is always in the background and should have their time to shine. just check the resume: JUICE, DEEP COVER, LOVE AND BASKETBALL……….that’s just to name a few.
the second choice is going to be tyrese gibson.
he has the swagger and cockiness to pull it off. just don’t give him too many lines, or he might overplay the part. don’t need BABY BOY mixed with Rome TOO FAST TOO FURIOUS from fucking up great dialogue scenes.
my third choice, and probably my favorite one, is gonna be morris chestnut.
he has range, has played just about every type of character you can play, including a bad guy. don’t make me go to imdb, open that tab for yourself.
as a bonus, this guy has played the background to C and D- list actors! don’t you think its his time to shine! an actual supporting role that is suited for him. don’t let a few bad movies pre-judge his talent. this man can hold his own in movies. and with the machine that is iron man, he’s bound to showcase his actual talent.
hell, anybody that can out-act steven segal’s martial arts (don’t act like i’m the only one who watched UNDER SIEGE 2 ) without even trying deserves to at least get looked at!
as a bonus, i’m gonna throw in blair underwood, too. i really think he’d have that calm, collective attitude but could get hood in a heartbeat on you. tell em, blair!
see, i can pick em! now, i gotta go look at some boobs and flush the half nekkid man pics out of my head!
casting call, out!!!!